What I learned this weekend
They say you never stop learning in your life. I figure, if that's the case, then I really had to have learned some things this past weekend. I sat down and tried to figure out what I learned this weekend and came up with the following 4 things:
A. (I already knew this, but it can't be said often enough) I-81 sucks.
B. (Again, already knew this) The worst drivers in the country live in Florida and Virginia
C. Knocking 4 33 oz Beer Glasses off a table will get you kicked out of a bar.
D. It is impossible to get kicked out of Joe's Diner in Blacksburg VA.
You may ask how I know D is true. I know this to be true because putting on an apron found in the bathroom and taking orders from the other customers, for 2 hours, did not get US kicked out. And I figure if that doesn't get us kicked out, nothing will.
So that's what I learned. What did YOU learn this weekend?
posted by Chris Smith @ 10:50 AM
1 Comments:
I don't think I learned as much as you. But I did learn a few things...
1. Circling Philly International actually doesn't get boring, as long as you have someone to talk to.
2. Escalators can be used as steps, even if they aren't moving (we had to teach people that this weekend).
3. Guys on the Navy football team like Long Island Iced Tea's and Red headed Sluts. A lot.
4. You guys seem to be quite fond of calling all my numbers (many, many times) between 4am and 5am.
5. Joe doesn't call people when he comes to medford. You have to run into his parents at the dicken's fest and then they tell you he's there.
6. Turkey Hill Tastycake chocolate cupcake ice cream is MARVELOUS!
Ok, so I did learn a lot.
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