Ever get really excited and then come CRASHING back down to earth?

Happened to me today. I was perusing my favorite websites, the main one being my home page, http://www.myway.com, an absolutely free webportal with NO ADS on the front page. Great homepage, but I digress. I saw the following headline:

Police Probe 'Miracle Babies' Pastor

I unfortunately missed the A in the word, read it as an O. Thought maybe the police had found something offensive about Baby Geniuses 2. Alas it was not to be. That or the police HAVE found it offensive but still can't legally do anything about it.

I'm thinking we should firebomb the theaters. Molitov Cocktails anyone?