Monday, October 25, 2004

Ashlee F'n Simpson

Okay, to continue talking about music, my third love (Movies and TV are first, and I'm only talkin' Entertainment love here. Video games/computers are up on that list. I like books too. Hmm, too much entertainment too little time.)

Fuck you Ashlee. You're a no talent ass-clown and you know it. And to blame your band on the fact that you can't sing and have to lip-sync is just atrocious.

Everyone reading this should know what I'm talking about, but in case you don't, Ashlee screwed up on SNL Saturday Night. Why she gets to be the "musical" guest of that show is beyond me, but hey, I'm no program director.

Anyway, she apparently sung her first song, "Pieces of Me"(I think) without a hitch. Some people commented on the fact that she looked like she wasn't really singing during that song either, but I can't comment, I didn't see it. But I did see the second performance, and boy was it a doosey. Didn't get a chance to see it? No worries, due to the power of the Internet, I have it for you:

www.christophersmith.us/chris/ashlee_snl.wmv

The band tried their best, look at them. They know there is a screwup and they try their BEST to cover it up by playing the first song again. They were professional. You, AHSLEE, decided to blame your talentless screwup on guys that didn't do anything wrong. You suck.

Proof she blamed the band? Got that too:
www.christophersmith.us/chris/ashlee123.avi

Hopefully her career goes the way of the Dodo. Or Milli Vanilli. The less of these "musicians" or "artists" in the business the better off society will be. Remember, kids, supporting Ashlee Simpson funds terrorism.

3 Comments:

Blogger Kristen said...

Yeah, she really is a no talent ass clown.

11:55 AM  
Blogger Trip Thomas said...

Now, to be fair...she does sing for herself sometimes on stage...I've seen/heard it...and, to tell you the truth, I prefer the dubbing. (I'm not arguing the lack of talent, mind you)

1:27 PM  
Blogger Tim and Kristin's House said...

Yeah, I saw the first performance and she was definately lip-synching. I was actually commenting on that during the performance. Her lips didn't match and she kept covering her mouth with her hands. She looked uncomforatble up there this first time. She pisses me off. She gets to be famous becuase of her sister but there are so many talented people not getting anywhere.

Fuck you, Ashlee!

4:29 PM  

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